Showing posts with label The Liberal Librarian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Liberal Librarian. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The closet

I'm tired of walking in the closet for some "alone" time with my plum pudding and there is Fat Fuck Fanuci trying to hang himself again. This is the fourth time/attempt. Everytime he tries the leather belt breaks. I wish he would leave me to my self and the Lib's tasty plum pudding--I mean the Master's tasty plum pudding.

Though it is funny to see him shit and piss himself all over his Registered PERV outfit every time he has tried to end his misery. Though the Master told me that the replacement and cleaning cost for his outfits comes straight out of Fanuci's meager paychecks. What a dumb ass!

Ah, my dream!!!

4 Fish Farm Workers Rescued From Feces

Published: May 12, 2007 12:19 AM EST

TURNERS FALLS, Mass. (AP) - This nasty rescue is no fish tale.

Rescuers cut through a filtration tank of dense fish feces to reach four workers who fell into the sludgy dung (yummmy!!!) Friday while cleaning the 18-foot tank at a western Massachusetts farm.

The workers became trapped for 45 minutes after a bracket holding a plastic filtration pad collapsed as workers stood on it to clean the fiberglass tank at the Australis Aquaculture fish farm, said Turners Falls Fire Capt. David Dion and the fish farm's manager, Josh Goldman.
One of the farmhands was submerged in what Dion described as a sand-and-feces mix, while the other three had their heads above the sludge, he said.

Dion said rescue workers cut a hole in the side of the tank at the farm, which raises barramundi, a fish farmed as a replacement for grouper.

"It was very slimy and it was heavy," he said. "Never seen anything like it in my life." (Oooooooooooh, talk dirty to me!)

One worker who fell under the feces was airlifted to Bay State Medical Center in Springfield, but was talking with paramedics and did not appear to have life-threatening injuries, Dion said. The other three were taken by ambulance to a local hospital with minor injuries. (The only thing better would be my Master's Cleveland Steamers!!!)