The Master's Book

Below are excerpts from the handbook that the Master wrote. All members of Frustrated Inc must use this as a guide when humiliating that fat fuck, Fanuci. It's available for sale at the Braddock County Public Library. ENJOY!!!

Pgs. 120-127
*Make Fanuci give Kelly Millis a full body or prostate massage
*Make Fanuci hand wash the Turd's diaper.
*Make Fanuci polish Rev. Dr. Curtis's shoes with his tongue.
*Dress Fanuci up like the slut that he is
*Take pictures/video of Fanuci shitting or when he's dressed as a girl
*When you go to the Braddock County Public Library, order Fanuci to tie himself up, be naked or dressed up as a girl and be kneeling at the door for when you arrive. Give him plenty of chores to do while you're gone
*Make Fanuci think of a new way for you to humiliate him.
Punish him if you don't think it's good enough.
------------------------- Pgs. 547-559, If Fanuci must be punished for failure to be humiliated properly:
*Spank or whip him
*Tie him in an uncomfortable position.
*Hog tie Fanuci with his wrists and ankles together
*Place Fanuci in a wheel-barrow with his knees pulled up to his shoulders good for spanking and everything is exposed and vulnerable.
*Make Fanuci wear a chastity belt.
*Attach clothes pins to his nipples, twist, then quickly pull off.
*Put a butt plug in Fanuci's ass. Or get out the strap-on.
*Double up Fanuci's domestic chores, make them more difficult: tie Fanuci's hands; make the fat fuck use a toothbrush to clean the toilet, tie his ankles with a short chain and make him wear extra high heels.
*Put Ben-gay or icy-hot on Fanuci's nipples, then drip candle wax on them.
*Make him do nude exercises (jumping jacks, leg spreads, squats, aerobics...) in the public library.

The Master is Mad

Tuesday night was a terrible night for The Master. We were riding in his stretch Prius when we heard the news that the turd colored one had defeated the Master's immortal beloved, Hillary in North Carolina. I have never seen the Master so enraged. He popped a bunch of Libotines, and some other barbituates and shoved some of the directly into his anus. He ordered the driver to turn the Prius around but as the driver went to do the three point turn a car behind us filled the gap so that we could not back up. The Master was enraged and looked just like the cartoon steam whistles or teapots as they get red hot and blare. He turned red, the purple then just went nuts. He jumped out of the car and went to the car that had blocked us and yanked an old black out of the car and tried to hit him with the Cut and Run but missed. The old colored man started hitting him as the Master yelled "I hate you Uncle Tombama!!!" We finally restrained him and got him back in the car before he hurt himself. What a strange night.