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Recipe for Mr. Hanky Brown cakes

Mr. Hanky is my Favorite cartoon star ever! He's Adorable & He Deserves a Delish Recipe Named After Him!

I made up this frosting recipe out of my ass--so to speak, and it tastes and smells GREAT! I didn't have any evaporated milk on hand so I used a surprise ingredient instead! I sure as hell am glad I did!

This recipe is a quick one if you're in a pinch for time and wish to focus more on worshiping your liberal master during the festivus season!

I used a boxed yellow cake mix (Shhhhhhooo...Don't Tell!) At the end of beating and pinching time ~ Add 1 Cup of shredded coconut and a half cup of dingle berries. Bake as usual and make this "Mr. Hanky Frosting" from Scratch! It will literally drop out on your cake. No one will ever know you didn't strain for hours.

1. Sift 4 C. powdered sugar (1 Box) with 1 1/2 C. unsweetend cocoa powder in medium bowl. Set aside.
2. Beat 2 sticks of butter with 1 Tsp. Vanilla Extract.
3. Gradually Add: 1/2 C. of the secret ingredient squeezed out with love and mix with 1/2 C. Milk.
4. Finally add your powdered sugar and cocoa mixture in small amounts. Once incorporated. Beat or squeeze for 7-10 Minutes. This is a very soft and deliciously moist frosting ~ so probably not the best dessert for an outdoor event, but if you're inside -- preferably in a bathroom, I say eat all you can. Remember to wash your hands, shitsters.

"Heidi-Ho!"