Poetry

Oh beautiful turd,In a sea of yellow grog,
Oh brown turd, That's one mighty log.
Oh beautiful turd,You brought meaning to my life,
Oh lovely turd, I'm on my knees--Will you be my wife?
Oh beautiful turd, Floating in a ceramic repository,
Oh awe inspiring turd, Watch out for my suppository.
Oh beautiful turd, You began as a burrito from Walmart,
Oh Divine turd, Goes out with a mighty fart.
Oh beautiful turd, Forgive me for I'm a humble sinner,
Oh yummy turd, Tonight you will be my dinner.