The Master is Mad

Tuesday night was a terrible night for The Master. We were riding in his stretch Prius when we heard the news that the turd colored one had defeated the Master's immortal beloved, Hillary in North Carolina. I have never seen the Master so enraged. He popped a bunch of Libotines, and some other barbituates and shoved some of the directly into his anus. He ordered the driver to turn the Prius around but as the driver went to do the three point turn a car behind us filled the gap so that we could not back up. The Master was enraged and looked just like the cartoon steam whistles or teapots as they get red hot and blare. He turned red, the purple then just went nuts. He jumped out of the car and went to the car that had blocked us and yanked an old black out of the car and tried to hit him with the Cut and Run but missed. The old colored man started hitting him as the Master yelled "I hate you Uncle Tombama!!!" We finally restrained him and got him back in the car before he hurt himself. What a strange night.