Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Raw sewage sex

Some people have all the luck. I wish the recent spate of sewage spills would happen here in Braddock.

Family Splattered With Sewage

Indianapolis -- A dump truck hauling sewage sludge stopped quickly to avoid an accident in Indianapolis Thursday morning and, when its load shifted, a large amount of the sewage rushed over the back of the truck and onto a family's minivan.

A family of four from Michigan said some of the sludge made it inside their vehicle and onto their bodies.

"I'm worried," passenger Kimberly Shanklin said. "That's human feces and it got on myself and my children. So, yeah, I'm concerned. That could be a lifetime threat to us." (These fucking people are unreal in their fake concern- it's just a bit of shit juice, bitch!! Always trying to get something for nothing).

The truck did not have anything covering its load since it is not a requirement in Indiana. Officials said the sludge is 20-25 years old and contains some human waste but shouldn't be harmful to the van's occupants. Yummie. Turds age like fine wine.

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